This lazy-ass joke template should have been retired in 2011.

He's being stupid. Nobody has to defend hip hop, or Bambaataa's legacy. If it speaks for itself, he should just shut the fuck up about it. KRS has always been full of himself.

No offense, but I think you're splitting the wrong hair.

I don't see how this could work. And sorry, I don't see how Gillian Anderson could work, either. Of all those listed, I can only imagine Idris.

You've been saving that one I guess.

Meanwhile Bourdain is like "fuck.this.shit."

The small company I work for had one employee who supported Trump, but we fired him. Not because he supported Trump, but because he was an idiot. Incidentally, that's why he supported Trump, as well.

"Hey Oliver, your speech (I guess) inspired us, too." says a steely-eyed Diggle. That's awesome, Diggle. Let's go save this city.

"…there are worse ways to spend 10 minutes of your life."

Newswire on AVC has been going downhill for some time. And I've heard that Sean O'Neal is now editor of Starwipe. Sounds like two problems with an obvious solution.

The appeal of a pug is that you can have the disposable income to take care of a sadly deformed bonsai creature. That, and they are the epitome of ugly-cute.

That was trying way too hard on every front. Too hard to be funny, too hard to be socially significant. There were the seeds of some good jokes there, but they were really forcing it. The surreality felt like a crutch and wasn't organic.

Khal Me After She Stops Burning Khals

First, and this might be nit picking, I'd say the depiction was specifically Japanese, and not generally Asian. The reputation for crazy surreal ads is, as far as I know, limited to Japan.

There's a lot of potential for this season. The first season was terrific (it was great seeing Dillon on a weekly basis), but in the end, a lot of the uncovered backstory rang false. Mankind evolved into "abbies," in just a couple thousand years? And I'm not buying that they are so deadly that they can't be beaten…

I'm gonna call "budget" on this one. A full-on believable and entertaining zombie vs. giant wolf melee requires some no-joke CGI, and IIRC this is already the most expensive show in the universe.

So many thoughts and feelings…I haven't bothered to read the review, yet, because I've disagreed with a lot of the reviews here. Anyway…I'm just going to break it down into bullet points:

Only the first three and never the fourth.

Wrong species of nerd.

Cue lazy jokes in 3…2…oh shit I'm too late for this countdown.