Yeeeeeeah, witches should die in a fire!

I breathe with my entire body, just like a lungfish.

This episode does not deserve an "A." Banshee has demonstrated a number of strengths, but foremost of those has been its ability to stage action scenes. This season has been sorely lacking in that department, and it was so glaring in the episode that it almost seemed like trolling. Burton's off-screen slaughter of…

Shaking like a Christmas tree? I confess that I'm having trouble picturing this.

This is…utterly moronic.

You know, I walked in without any investment in the character, and an expectation of softmoric humor that would eventually grate. I found myself genuinely surprised to be laughing during the opening credits, before one line of dialog had been spoken, at all the clever little visual jokes. I was also surprised that…

I read the first WoT book back in high school, and it struck me as way too cliched and post-Tolkien-generic. And this is from a guy who (at the time) enjoyed Terry Brooks and David Eddings.

Not the only time I've screamed "fuck you!" at a game, but the BEST time I've screamed "fuck you!" at a game. I must have played that mission for as long as I've played some games.

Next up for Hate Song: Hey Ya…what's with the coffin?

Wow, "s" and "r" aren't even close, how did that happen? That kind of mistake makes me sound crazy.

I don't think there's enough room for Mr. Graham in my pool of loved-one faces.

I'll give it a chance, but as recently as two weeks ago it looked to me to be getting worse. And I had already written it off.

Actually, you can be racist with your wife even if you are of different races. My wife is from Guyana, which means she has some of almost everything, but we still find a way. You just have to be a little more creative.

That could simply be the best explanation that other people had. It wouldn't be hard to explain that away.

Damn, I have to admit, that's nowhere near as crazy as I would have expected.

Wait, wait…I hate things, too!

Even ignoring her reasoning, this is one of the worst songs to choose for this feature, because it's actually a great pop song. No, I'm not a Green Day fanboy, but I find their music very difficult to actually hate.

Funny, I remember begging my parents to buy me tickets for the Steel Wheels tour because everyone was positive that this was the last chance to see them live. So you're not exaggerating.

AVC: An enormous amount of work for a fleeting and crude—but very funny—dick joke.

I, too, like your breakdown.