That took ten minutes? Christ, you type/think slow.

That's some fast masturbation!

Lactic Acid, FYI it's "wary," not "weary." I've been seeing this one a lot lately.

Reading that back, I have to take back part of it. Familial damage certainly was a central theme in Magnolia.

Noel, that's an interesting take, and themes of failed parenthood are present throughout PTA's films. Not so sure about fatherhood, specifically. The closest thing Boogie Nights had to a father figure was Burt Reynolds' character, and he was probably a better "father" than, say, Julianne Moore's character was a…

At the time, I really loved Magnolia. I mean, I really just enjoyed the hell out of that film without even having to think too much about it. There lies the rub, though. At the time, I didn't try to extract much of a message or theme from the film, but in years since, I've thought about it, and I distinctly dislike…

Definitely one of the best random roles, hell interviews, on this site. I was grinning all the way through. Trejo's one hilarious badass.

Yes, Aly0sha, yes…thank you. I had the exact same reaction that, apparently, everyone had. That is precisely where I know him from. There's something distinctive about his bearing. He looks like the type of guy who would insult your clothes on Bravo.

With their energy, I can only assume they are the world's best live band. Periodically, I check to see when they are going to be in town, but I usually check a day too late.

I hate to say this, but all Bond movies basically suck except for Casino Royale, which was damn good but still a few hairs short of a Bourne movie. I challenge you to find someone who saw their first Bond movie (other than CS) in their 20's, and liked it. Without nostalgia for childhood memories of watching Bond…

Yes, Gogol Bordello is the essence of awesome. One day, I will see them live.

Yeah, this new retro trend is crazy.

Lots of winners in this thread.

I saw 69, and that is so unintentionally hilarious because, you know, 69 is also the name of the sex act where you mutually provide each other with mouth pleasures.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that in hell, the Germans are the lovers.

Sex In The City Jail

Speaking of Eloise, if she really didn't want Desmond to pursue Penny, was that the right approach? Acting all mysterious and referencing another person's undivulged hallucinations isn't what I'd consider to be a good curiousity-killer.

Oh god, it was real, and it's on youtube. It isn't quite as good as I recall, but I can still see it was ahead of its time. They even have a character who seems to have been ripped off by Onion (Herbert F. Kornfeld: Accounts Receivable == Stan Harding: Rock Accountant).

Whatever happened to Alex Winter? He had a hilarious short little show on MTV that came and went. We're talking around '91-2. It was a skit based show that was the first, in my memory, to make the "Movie X 2: Electric Boogaloo" joke that has become so tired in decades since; it was a sequel to Rainman, in this…

This has gotta be…
…the best movie about an IDE, EVER.