Parvati won Micronesia — Fans vs. Favorites, where half the cast were returnees. She lost the next season she returned when they were all returnees, and Sandra won.

Parvati won Micronesia — Fans vs. Favorites, where half the cast were returnees. She lost the next season she returned when they were all returnees, and Sandra won.

I'll bet his wife is an unbearable shrew who Internet psychos wish dead.

I'll bet his wife is an unbearable shrew who Internet psychos wish dead.

I'd tell you to eat me.

I'd tell you to eat me.

I'm spending mine on wenches and mead.

I feel similarly about Bedknobs and Broomsticks — though I maintain that movie is still the shit.

Being in the middle probably did "ruin" Malcolm.

OK, I hate you for putting that obviously-true-now-that-I-think-about-it theory in my head.

It certainly is REVENGE

'Kill Switch' wasn't terrible, but 'First Person Shooter' was crazy stupid.

So far, nothing beats her pigging out on ribs. Best Alex sight gag yet. And they've been trying to replicate it with her food obsession ever since.

"They're Pinky and the Bane — yes, Pinky and the Bane. One is a genius, the other's mmmkkkrrlyxxxahm."

Bane's Best Friend: "Bane, did you accidentally plan two parties in the *same* night?" [LAUGH TRACK]

I took that scathing remark as a term of endearment. Though girls never were my thing.

I have a whole bunch of them vacuum-sealed in bags under my house.

Too thin. The underscore is meant to underscore how girthy and huge it is.

I can only imagine what you pointed at when you said "around these parts."

Fanboy audiences are great. They basically have the power to will any movie they're obsessed with to be excellent.