I read a Cold War-era article in Time magazine (which I had previously thought of as a legitimate news organization) offering apocalypse-preparation advice. The best tidbit was to keep a credit card in your fallout bunker so you can still shop after a nuclear attack. Practical!

Calvary?

Ah, I see. I was hoping for the kind of people who use Jesus's name to cover their bullshit self-serving behavior in a cloak of virtue, but apparently this is not that book.

I have a question about these books/movies (no, you can't make me watch them to find out). Are there at least a few nominally Christian hypocrites who get Left Behind? Or do you just have to blah blah a lot about Jesus to be in the club, like in the real world?

Where's the Carey Elwes key? I think my computer is defective!

That was awesome, thanks for posting!

Based on the poster, this movie is about…people who show up late to WalMart on Black Friday?

Hmm, I haven't played that myself. Gotta get on that! It looked awesome.

Ooh, first one. What are you going to start her out on?

"I totally loogied on that good dead me!"

Pippi? Punky? Belvedere?

First you must defeat our champion in hand-to-hand combat, outsider.

Seriously? That is a very fun fact! I would actually love to hear Barry Manilow's jingle medley.

Too bad he didn't have one of those little pocket Constitutions. He could have pulled it out and referred to it, like nobody has ever done ever.

As one of those stupid kids (well, former kid), I agree wholeheartedly.

Milwaukee Brewing Company's Sasquash is really good!

Spoiler: by purchasing the book you have already failed.

Apple knows what you want. That's why their products are so intuitive. On the off-chance that you desire something incorrect, you will need to do extra work to make your iTunes experience wronger. You can avoid this problem by wanting correct things and doing them the Apple way.

Ah, that explains why Chip and Dale wear shirts but no pants!

When all those movie people finally get back from Toronto, they better bring us some kind of treat if they don’t want us shitting in their bed.