Yessss, Funky Bar 100 is also my favorite song from BGE!

Just look at that list of Hollyweird perversions! Girl-on-girl action? Thanks but no thanks, I can get wholesome family television in the comfort of my own home, for free.

Although it has lots of great music, my favorite Portal 2 tune is the easter egg Turret Wife Serenade. Definitely an idle moment track: You peek down into a crevice and find a bunch of turrets "singing". So weird!

Great topic!

He must've had some stiff competition from Guu.

Good article. Although the comments make me want to slit my wrists (surprise, surprise).

Speaking of video games……

That doesn't mean anything. All my family's eStore purchases are on my account, but it would be the other way if my husband had set his up first. It doesn't mean none of the games are for him.

That's…kind of an awesome superpower.

I love the hell out of that song, but it is skeezy.

Sure, but what does my alma mater have to do with anything?

She thinks whatever her husband tells her to think.

Yikes. I feel like you'd need something like The Wicker Man as a palate cleanser after that double-feature.

Why would history matter? They can just print up new homeschooling textbooks next year.

Come on, that scene consists solely of a single character quoting the Bible directly into the camera. It's a little subtle for Kirk Cameron, don't you think?

I don't understand. There are just as many jokes, Majesty, as are required. Neither more nor less.

See, that's exactly where all the other dads went wrong. You've got a shot!

Kids, of course. Kids who are now 30 and have kids* of their own.

Why else would you want to be president of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences?

Make it Laserblast!