Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I dunno, I consider not understanding the lyrics a plus most of the time.

Have you played Ni No Kuni? If not, do yourself a favor and pick that up.

For peace of mind, Kansas residents are hereby asked to please refrain from wearing any goofy costumes while they’re carrying their guns around.

Offsets? Have you seen pictures of these open-carry freaks?

Well you should also bare** bear in mind that from the point of view of anorexic people anorexia* alcoholic people alcoholism is not real and they are basically just really successful people who are making themselves happy, and so the people being outraged and running the whole outrage machine and social justice…

Yes, surely 30 years ago was the last time Paula Deen said something racist. Definitely.

I think about at what point a fetus can live on its own outside its mother's body. That's actually quite late, well past 20 weeks. Birth would be a clear line. But at no point should a woman be forced to risk her life to carry a dangerous pregnancy, no matter how many weeks. Never, ever.

Whooooooa hey there. Is all this just an elaborate justification for stealing human babbies for alien research? Well, I do not support that. Good day, sir!

LOL, screengrabbed this comment and saved forever. It is the most perfect encapsulation of your ilk I have ever seen.

He's complicated. It's what makes him so dreamy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it is.

That is literally exactly what makes abortion a health care issue and not murder. Thanks for making our point so succinctly!

Hey, I saw this on a tablet outside a courthouse:

Oh, not enough dots? I'll try speaking your language………

1) Abortion is both legal and constitutional. 2) Contraception isn't abortion. 3) Doesn't it get tiring being stridently wrong about everything all the time? Maybe if you add more ellipses, your lies will become true………………………

That movie is 75% about theme, 25% about the visual art of cinema, and 0% about anything else, including whether space debris could really punch a hole in a human skull. Sounds like your brother has his perspective straight.

The other day my in-laws saw Gravity. They are smart people, but for whatever reason the only thing they came away with was "man, the science in that movie was SO UNREALISTIC!" *faceplam into eternity*

Nice avatar, nerd!

Let's see…screen the size of your house…totally dark…super loud…that sounds like exactly the place for a person who is still figuring out that his hands are under his own control. Not terrifying at all!