I have watched and enjoyed his stuff, although not exactly comfortably. What kind of person thinks, "What this trenchant film analysis really needs is a faux-reality plotline about the critic drugging and murdering women. Perfect!"

Chevrolet? Psh. Come back when Aunty Caroline is rockin' a Benz.

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

It's just a guess, but I bet Kim Jong-Un has a very nuanced understanding of daddy issues.

…Kim Jong-un and his friends making their own, supreme version of Pineapple Express.

*Death Eaters appear, murder TodayYourLove, and disappear*

Corey Feldman??

It’s Anthony Head, however, who is the most fun as the villainous Secretary Whele.

Penny, Upgrayedd, Frito…we didn't want to set the bar too high. You're welcome.

I get that a lot on the phone. "Hi, this is Anna." "…….Donna?" "Missed it by that much."

A surprising number, at least in the US!

Yeah, it is actually Anna. Goddammit, nobody ever gets it right!

My whole childhood, I had a weird name that nobody could pronounce or spell. My name never appeared on personalized license plates or cups…I was forced to respond to Donna, Hannah, and sometimes even Johanna or Annie, but now…now I am a Disney princess and my day is nigh! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Ovaltine Jenkins."

"Fop?! I can't use Fop, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

Asterisk? Aspirin? Astro?

Oh, me too. Cool story bro: I don't get into music fandom, so I don't know a lot about who is in what band or their spinoff projects, etc. Morrissey has always been a Spiro Agnew figure for me ("They're really socking it to that Morrissey guy again, he must work there!"). A couple weeks ago, I was listening to a…

Didn't he already take a break to write some prequels?

My kids have been watching on Netflix, so I've seen a fair bit of this show. My favorite parts are inevitably the Little Richard theme song, and the end where kids write in to complain about all the plot holes.

H&M is great, but I would also say that if you belong in big & tall sizes, then go to a specialty shop. Clothes that are specifically designed for larger people will look much better than clothes designed for smaller people that are sized up. (Again, the voice of experience.)