Not until Jelly Belly turns it into a flavor of candy bean. Then there's no excuse.

Yes! Nothing says "fatty with no confidence" like baggy clothes (speaking from experience here). You can find something that fits properly and accommodates your pudge without making it the center of attention. And that's another place where bringing a friend can help. No one focuses on your "problem areas" like you do.

It should - he took it from a Marvel superhero.

Fayt Leingod FTW

+1 for Shadow of Destiny. Awesome game!

Ooh! Ooh! Tell him no one can hold their breath until they pass out!

Sure, racist costumes aren't new. It's just hard for me to reconcile "mass-produced shit you can buy at any costume shop" with "Nazi propaganda!!!"

he bought a “Sheik/Fagin” nose

I got some Essence of Mike on me…now I have blond hair and that "I'm from Wisconsin" feeling.

Type something will ya, we're paying for this stuff. And don't stare at me, you got the bug eyes!

Definitely not! I totally support those replacements.

Looking forward to lots of angry tweets from oppressed white people about casting minority actors in the roles of Johanna, Uriah, Zeke, and of course, Jack Kang.

Inferno is actually my favorite X-Men storyline. So intense.

Oooooooooohhhhh!

The only non-English song is La Bamba? Come on, Rolling Stone. Volare or GTFO!

NotAFatGuy: Congratulations on being not fat!!! You win a cooki - ohhhh, wait.

To some extent, sure, you want what you want. However, I would argue that most people could stand to be less shallow and dismissive when judging their fellow travelers. Enjoy this wonderful video of Dustin Hoffman explaining how he felt when he realized that he made kind of a homely woman in Tootsie: http://youtu.be/xP…

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