Really-
A well written review. No internet sarcasm. Hit the nail right on the head. Also, I really wish Ramirez would return to Broadway. If this says anything, Grey's is really a waste of talent in her case.

GOSH DANGIT
Where's redneck Jersey Shore? I actively hope and pray for that.

I gotta say
That web chart he's got in the top photo is pretty damn impressive.

Eight is Enough
(Although, frankly seven was already too much, but someone can't use a condom)

Hey man, just tryin' to relate. It's childhood. Everyone has THEIR version of Baseball Cards. Just because mine is a crass marketing ploy doesn't make it any less fun, you uppity hipsters.

I see this ending real well.

All I can think of is: boing boing boing boing, and I'm a woman.

On the subject of trading cards…
I have friends who love their Yu Gi Oh cards to death. I have two decks and a box of cards, mainly to play with. I really loved Pokemon cards as well, and never sold my decks of cards from both sets out of pure laziness. I have friends who are now trying to clumsily sell the cards on…

I have friends who drink gallons of this stuff because it's so cheap, and man, it's worth paying extra for good, microbrew beer than this PBR and Miller High Life crap. Although, the objective is to get so drunk you don't care, so mission accomplished!

Is it too much to ask
That a Superman movie be fun? Just fun. Nothing more, nothing less. I mean geez, I much as I like seeing Batman boo-hoo about his dead parents, I want a superhero who effing shoots lasers out of his eyes and is smooth with the ladies. And has a love triangle with himself.

I'd rather…
Have a root canal done by a drunken nun with a croquet mallet.

See, if they just released a film called "Fight Club (now with tutus!)" you would make so much money. You really would. The curiosity factor alone…

DAMMIT!
Batman's fine just the way he is, ya jerk! It's okay to have a superhero that DOESN'T PANDER TO FAMILIES. That's why The Flash and Superman are for.

YES. It's the cheapest gaming system with a wide range of games from hardcore to casual. And Mario Kart is probably the greatest way to bond with anyone on a long trip.

My graduating class was 48- and we were the largest class to ever graduate from my tiny school in the mountains. I totally get what you mean, Todd. I wonder if I'll look back at my high/middle/elementary school days with a sense of longing…right now I'm just in that "My high/middle/elementary school years were very…

Fun Fact:
Mike was actually supposed to be gay. He was going to be found with his army enemy, Dexter, from the Robot Wars episode. This makes his relationship with Tim that much more interesting…

When I heard that he hit Rihanna, I couldn't believe it. I thought he was gay.

VOLVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The only way to save Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark:
Offload it on the Japanese and make it a tax write-off.

I'm so happy for her…
because occasionally I forget me. It's awful.