Hating the Eagles is like-
Hating Taylor Swift. Hate the ubiquity, not necessarily the music.

Why is he not in everything?

Oh,
Fuck you, Superman.

The Office from now on-
Could either be Mayberry RFD, or Cheers after Shelley Long left.

I was hoping
That the new theme would just be the Hawaii Five-O theme.

3DD
Please tell me that will be the size of something.

@snugglesaurus: You might have just solved half of all marriage problems in the US.

As someone who is from the Albuquerque area, I can tell you more kids are likely named Jesus and Susanna than Perpugilliam. That's some British wish wash.

I'm on the "she's not pregnant" train. Willing to put cash on "the aliens are screwing with memory" theory. Or it could be revealed that everyone else has trippy memory things, but she's still pregnant.

Well, right on. Good for them.

Oh, porn
Constantly proving who really owns the world…

Well
He'll own us all in two years, to be sure. Underneath that appeal and piggy nose: a desire for world domination.

Actually, Dr. Drew does after shows with 16 and Pregnant and all of the Teen Moms. So there you go.

What? These girls are not clean cut white girls. They're trashy southerners most of the time.

Wow
RIP Gerard Smith. Gone too soon.

I'm gonna have to argue that there are a lot of people who don't believe that being gay isn't a choice. I went to high school with quite a few of them. She most likely made it for kids who lived in tiny, awful, homophobic communities like mine. However, it's pretty egotistical to be like, "THIS IS YOUR NEW GAY…

Or that there's no racism in America!

A Bold Stance
I don't care for Tyler Perry's movies, but seriously, Spike Lee is pretentious douche. He really is. He tried to sue Spike TV for stealing his name. True story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/f…

I dunno, as long as Moffat runs the show, the Doctor could end up being a woman. He did write a sketch about it.

Pronna Montana