He kinda looks like those fuzzy Easter chick stuffed animals. Except, you know, possessed by the devil and what not.

Jay Leno doesn't even know what he sounds like anymore, that square jawed hack.

Her voice
sorta bugs me. She sounds like a little girl. Which is why Black Swan works well. That speaks more about the casting and not her skills, though.

What?
As opposed to "Good Teacher"? Man, fuck that title.

Usually, I just have them buy me dinner and then I disappear for several months. Works like gangbusters.

I loved
the FUCK out of that movie. Still do.

O is for:
Orgasm.

I feel the same way, but I suspect it was because I was raised by Baby Boomer parents, not Gen-X parents.

The reason why shows for post adolescents suck: Being written by Baby Boomers and Gen-Xers. The show that comes closest to how millennials see the world is Space, and that's not even from our generation.

Hell no! Screw the elderly! Pay for yourself, you Radiohead loving douche!

If you're a true millennial, you remember The Adventures of Pete & Pete, flannel, and as far as you know, the Star Wars movies were never edited from their VHS tapes and there's no such thing as a world without The Simpsons.

As someone who will most likely be employed immediately after graduating, I'd like to say:

Very true. We're like the Baby Boomers with our "Meesa gets a fair turn, oh muey muey" attitude, and like Gen-X with our, "We're so fucking special it hurts…" attitude.

I can totally drive stick, but it's less to do with being a millennial and more to do with being a country mouse.

Except:
Community is much less disappointing on a weekly basis, and it doesn't have Lea Michelle, my mortal enemy.

Dammit
but when will Jumanji get it's remake? Or Mortal Kombat? Fuck, if we're going to remake popular films, can we at least re-make some ones that really deserve it at this point?

Meaning
there won't be any 3D, but there will be a 3D ticket price?

No one
fucking cares, Kanye. Shut up.

:(
May he rest in peace.

Dear Millennials
It's you special, artistic, hipster douchebags who are too special to work a real job make me want to punch my generation in the face.