Should
I read these books now? Before the movie ruins them?

Don't you know Hef is Big Brother? I suspect that bunny, that reporter, O'Neal, and all of us will get killed just for commenting.

Also, isn't is HIS fault Miley was Hannah Montana? I mean, he co-signed the entire thing and was on the show. So, dude made his own bed.

When it's all off, she becomes a lizard thing from V.

How can she even be considered "style over substance", when she hardly has any style?

She really hasn't put out a good song since "Fallin'", to be honest.

You know what?
Fuck Taylor Swift. Her music is the SAME FUCKING SONG OVER AND OVER, her singing voice isn't that good, and she has the charisma of buttered toast. It becomes really fucking hard to hear her sing about how boys don't like her when she's very rich and considered quite fuckable. (Personally, her arms are…

I love
how this is news. I mean, really, is this surprising to anyone?

Isn't the base of the Grammy plastic?

Perhaps they'll run and talk slow.

Since when do ten year old girls tell women to suck their dicks? They don't even know what those are yet! I smell B-tards.

And yet, they do it in the comics, and nooooooooone complains….

Splooger-Man?

It's better than some new director coming in and retconning the shit out of it, that's for sure. If the comics are any indication, some stories just need to start over.

Spiderman: Fuck it, we'll do it live

Weren't these the same people crying that the Grammys were too concerned with commercialism a few years ago? Fucking critics, can't have it both ways!

Star Wars I is cursed by the fact that George Lucas directed it. Everything that man directs is bound to sink the actors in it.

WTF
Sally Field? Is she playing Aunt May? WHAT?

Die Hardest? (Now that I think of it, Die Hard's an awesome name for a porn. What hasn't this happened yet?)

I'll believe it when I see it, I mean HOW MANY TIMES MUST THEY PROMISE DUKE NUKEM FOREVER BEFORE WE REALIZE IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO HAPPEN?