Honestly, as far and movies, go, Empire's the best and only solid film out of the three. What needs to happen is that Lucas needs to supervise script and effects, but he shouldn't direct. He's a shit director, and sucks at writing dialog.

Dear Universal,
no one gives a shit anymore.
Love,
Abelmice.

So…
does that mean that New York gets a Woody Allen statue? And Mexico gets a Speedy Gonzales statue?

I though Willow and Jaden Smith were living Scientology commercials…living, talentless, commercials. Whip My Hair? More like Whip That Alien Out of Your Body, amirite?

I like Gaga, but I could take or leave Katy Perry. I did like Nicole Kidman singing along to Teenage Dream. I found that really fucking funny for some reason. And I'm not ten years old. (Bizarrely enough, my 40-year old mother REALLY liked Bruno Mars. That I don't understand.)

Waits…
for the inevitable backlash about how Arcade Fire "sold out". Come on, you goddamn hipsters, you know you want to say it.

I think she's got nicer hair than Bieber, too.