Just wait until he faces the biggest battle of his life. Nermal comes over to visit…. For a whole week!!!!

I'm on a mission that Vin Diesel says is impossible
But when I'm in my Porsche i am stoppable

His role on Two and A Half Men has him spouting off some of the worst jokes ever so I'm not surprised. I wonder if he's also been on 2 Broke Girls.

This is only the second time I've been able to log in since the redesign. Ridiculous. I couldn't even mourn Paul Walker and I had to settle for writing my witty comments on a napkin. ON A NAPKIN

You have to watch Community to understand how fundamental the argument is.

Now that is an impressive reference, my friend!

BUT NOBODY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT 40 AND APARTHEID YOU GIVING ME WAY TOO MANY 40 DEGREE DAYS WHAT THE FUCK

We couldn't afford the Lincoln software redesign, so we had to settle on this Jimmy Carter template…

I don't even own new articles!

For Our Consideration: Maybe It's not Actually Cancer and That's Really Expensive Treatment

Look, it's either the Vonnegut article, or this unused Inventory titled "Big Time: 2 Successful Post-Genesis Careers"

Chelsea Peretti and her podcast are like TBS - very funny. And now back to Dinner and a Movie!

I also met him in a bar and talked about the Beatles with him. He claimed to be the Lennon to Sly's McCartney, but that was before his boss yelled at him to get back to busing tables. The boss? You guessed it —- Daniel Baldwin.

The same way Chappelle fans feel about Mind of Mencia.

Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately the Disqus icons won't load for me on the new site so that doesn't work either. Maybe if I switch from FF to Chrome?

(TUMBLEWEED BLOWS THROUGH BARREN NEW DESIGN)

Finding this news article was harder than finding Osama Bin Laden dressed as Waldo in a candy cane factory!

Not a regular here but I like browsing through occasionally. It's hard to find this page with the new site and I'm too lazy to bookmark it or Bing it via Google again. So I'll see you guys whenever. This is Obama's fault.

The AV Club? The Dissolve??? I'm gonna vote for a third party candidate!

I want to suck your asshole 10000 times.