"Let them eat NuDisqus." - Amelie Gillette

I really like Hamlet 2. It got so ravaged by critics, which is a shame. Mediocre to really good comedies get the shaft compared to mediocre to really good dramas, which often end up winning Oscars. Where's Steve Coogan's Oscar goddamnit!

Jesus wept.

This comment is actually about Subsaharan Misfit's relationship with his father, but only real fans would know that.

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

If you like America, then you'll love Kyle Gass! He's even fatter and whiter than Jack Black!

He did not cite his sources properly.[1]

Napoleon would make a great villain for the lethal weapon series.

His name is Captain Lavender!

The guy at the very front is Merkelling like a pro!

I know there's no god when I see people enjoying ska music

(Selfie of the killer fucking the throat wound) #nofilter #nevercatchme

"I used to read word up magazine" is one of the cheapest conceits in all of fiction.

He's an atheist without a fedora??

"Negros? Playing in the majors? For how long?? I really am getting too old for this shit."

Yeah, you're right. And To Have is one of Hemingway's worst apparently, so I gotta give him credit for that.

The Old Man and the Sea… And the Masturbating Bear

Like his predecessor Faulkner, McCarthy is destined to great novels and unmemorable screenplays.

Also an endurance stunt: interviewing Harrison Ford

Bootiness begets bootiness.