"Momma, they told me terrible things at that there camp, like Whitney Cummings getting her own sitcom!"

"Put the gun down, Johnny! I know you're frustrated. Look at me. I'm in a wheelchair. It's tough as hell, but it made me realize… life is like a wheelchair."

This movie is on course for a head-on collision of bad press!

My money's on George C. Scott in the gruesome Man Getting Hit in the Groin by Osaka Bullet Train

CLEARLY THIS SHOW IS A PLOY BY THE BILDERBERGS, THE ROTHCHILDS AND THE ILLUMINATI TO CONSOLIDATE POWER AND THE TRUTH MUST PREVAIL. ENIGMA FORCE 5 ACTIVATE

The show won't need 8 seasons for the main character to become a lumberjack since it's already set in North Dakota.

I like Martin Freeman #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK

That reminds me of the time I heard that song Photograph, and I said to one of my buddies - ha ha, yeah right - more like Photograph of my own Asshole! Which I happen to have a lot of.

Why didn't you play every character in the Spiderman reboot and why wasn't it called Kalifornia Kimono Homo Hot Tub Man (or Why I cut the Cheating Tiger of Modernity)

read Youtube comments?

Sucks. The AV Club was going to appear next season.

Polita, light of my life, fire of my loins, wants a cracker.

See, there's movie-ugly, and then there's movie producer-ugly.

YOU WANNA CRITICIZE SOMETHING CRITICIZE DEEZ NUTS

You never did the cancerAIDS kid.

I'd say you're the exception here, since people actually like Thomas Pynchon

Osmosis Jones. I think that's about it

"Ayo, my name is Bjork… and I'm eating a pulled-bjork sandwich. Iceland."

Gwyneth Paltrow?! Kevin Spacey sure does give terrible head.

Rush and a Push and this firstie is mine