What a let down. The only time a paragraph should begin with "Here in Michigan" in Savage Love is when discussing Cleveland Steamer etiquette.

At the very least, the "Personal Life" section of Mack Bolan's wikipedia entry is worth a read.

Hi Lucifer, I'm grandpa!

Joe Hill's gonna be taking care of business! You Stephen King fans ain't seen nothing yet! Bachman's new page Turners will send you into Overdrive!

This is why it bothers me to see the term "nearly flawless" thrown around this site so much. It's like saying to Francis Ford Coppola "hey man, I loved Apocalypse Now, but I can imagine a slightly better version in my mind that somehow you didn't come up with while you were mortgaging your house for a movie. But hey,…

Yeah my comment was just overly snarky, like most others, I don't see any harm. But I don't see any quality either. I'm not a huge BB fan so I'm interested to hear what naysayers have to say, but this was really half-hearted, and if anything attests to the quality of the show. Complaining about the cinematography,…

I can really feel the absence of the old writers reading this…. But it must be nice to get paid to troll this supremely. It's 12 pointless adjectives and tangents away from Pitchfork quality.

"We're gonna need a bigger scrotum."

They were originally named Newt Gingrich, but then decided for something less evil-sounding.

I can't wait for the AV Club's next list: "And the Band Did Not Play On: 32 Songs Shorter Than Jethro Tull's 'Thick as a Brick'"

Hey homeless people deserve philanthropy too, buddy!

PITT. THE. ELDER.

And what about Britain's greatest Prime Minister, Pitt the Elder?

You waited a whopping four minutes before going ahead and stealing the Bell's thunder! Come on!

It's not the movies that get worse, just the beloved actors. At this rate Al Pacino will be drinking his own urine in Grown Ups 4: Jack off Jill.

I take offense to this FOC for entirely ignoring the fact that it only refers to American cinema. As a Canadian, I can tell you that the movies have always been doomed. The closest thing we've put out to a blockbuster recently is fucking Passchendaele! All is lost!

But how can they sleep when their beds are burning?

Lee Daniels' The Butler: Based on the Novel The Magicalest Negro by Sapphire

@avclub-8e3d05b3a02cebcb45d304a5224a6113:disqus Your mom likes boners more than both of our moms put together. If she had a show on ABC Family it'd be called Bonerheads.

Your mom is mad hungry for boners!