The whole family??? ABC Grandpa is fucking war hero!

So, are you disappointed that Aukerman actually put thought into this or you just had to post something passive-aggressive for some reason?

But you were featured in the local papers a few months ago, "Self-Proclaimed 'White Tupac' Urinates on Bus."

I'd like to do to Jay-Z's baby what the rebels did to Guernica.

I don't like him as a rapper, but that review was total bullshit. Throwing the term "post-racial" around and hardly discussing the music is pitchfork at its most insufferable.

Well, it insists upon itself.

So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick. 

I don't see how 'I Gotta Feeling' is more ambitious than 'Thrift Shop'. It's a party song with an actual concept and originality, setting it apart from whatever The Black Eyes Peas and their well of creativity ever has to offer… ie cribbing Dirty Dancing and being 2000 and eight as opposed to 2000 and late.

This is Hardcore is a really underrated album. It's known as dark and raunchy, but it has a well-rounded tenderness to it.

See also: every other Shoegaze band that's ever been photographed.

Have you seen the new poof?

——said Finesse Mitchell

Well, Ass Dan may have died but I'M GONNA LIVE FO-

Goodnight, sweet prints.

So that's what happened to the mountaintops.

The super cut they did of that was hilarious. I think it's on the Fred Stoller episode.

So wait, are you criticizing the author for not being "black" enough in analyzing white critics? I don't get the implication.

@Dikachu:disqus the antidote is up your mom's butthole!

Right, as in Episodes I, II, and III. Glad we're all in agreement here.

Stay tuned for the new New Cult Canon, in which I look through my cassette collection and determine which are albums by the Cult.