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It was a rhetorical question. I couldn't give less of a shit.

It was a rhetorical question. I couldn't give less of a shit.

In ABC's defense, Happy Endings.

In ABC's defense, Happy Endings.

The cheapest Luke Wilson is still Futureman.

The cheapest Luke Wilson is still Futureman.

It apparently is, in fact, a show that exists. In secret.

It apparently is, in fact, a show that exists. In secret.

But…

But…

I have never even heard of Scandal. Not once. The first time it has been brought to my attention is within a story about its full-season order, and yet Community collects dust.

I have never even heard of Scandal. Not once. The first time it has been brought to my attention is within a story about its full-season order, and yet Community collects dust.

The odds that a sentence that begins with "I hate to be catty, but…" will be entertaining are somewhere around 1:1.

The odds that a sentence that begins with "I hate to be catty, but…" will be entertaining are somewhere around 1:1.

I think she is a failed actress. Now she is a failed G4 host. I can't wait to not see what she fails at next.

I think she is a failed actress. Now she is a failed G4 host. I can't wait to not see what she fails at next.

Candace is 100% unbearable. I stopped watching the show a few episodes into her run and have not gone back. Absolutely terrible.

Candace is 100% unbearable. I stopped watching the show a few episodes into her run and have not gone back. Absolutely terrible.

Alison Haislip.

Alison Haislip.