It's really kind of ridiculous how hot Kulap is. And how much fun her name is to say.

It's really kind of ridiculous how hot Kulap is. And how much fun her name is to say.

Perhaps, but January Jones also has no idea how human beings speak. No matter the quality of writing, the speaker still has to know what the words mean.

Perhaps, but January Jones also has no idea how human beings speak. No matter the quality of writing, the speaker still has to know what the words mean.

If I remember correctly, someone actually placed the "Cheers" theme over the Garden State trailer, and it worked, oddly.

If I remember correctly, someone actually placed the "Cheers" theme over the Garden State trailer, and it worked, oddly.

Where should I mail my résumé?

Where should I mail my résumé?

My PSA will just be a 45-second shot of Lee Van Cleef staring icily into the camera (and into the audience members' souls). No one could speak or move for at least two hours after that.

My PSA will just be a 45-second shot of Lee Van Cleef staring icily into the camera (and into the audience members' souls). No one could speak or move for at least two hours after that.

Them thaaangs..

Them thaaangs..

I can't be bothered.

I can't be bothered.

What did Shirt Tim ever do to you??

What did Shirt Tim ever do to you??

2 had Katie in a bikini top, so…yeah…

2 had Katie in a bikini top, so…yeah…

You shut your fucking mouth.

You shut your fucking mouth.