What the blue hell is B-99?

Suddenly my screen name hits close to home.

I was talking about Terry and the governor. I hope Nora dies too. Actually, kill everyone but Lafayette and turn the show into a sitcom set in a diner.

Since they offed two characters, that means they will introduce seven more next week, and they will all have separate storylines, right?

"Those shits are big and made of stone." - Hodgman on why people who own Mayan calendars must have large homes.

And babies with no buttholes.

You mean the love child of Michael Palin and Terry Jones?

I have nothing witty to add. Just, yeah, I would like that very, very much.

It don't matter to Jesus.

He has to be a regular. Second-billed, preferably.

He is the best at it, but the entire cast of Strangers with Candy are a close second.

Look! It's Weird Al Yankovic!

I'm just going to go ahead and stop reading comments forever, because none will top this.

The Four Tops joke is the funniest thing I've heard on television in months. So sharp. And I'm so happy to have Casey Wilson back on my TV. My heart grows three sizes when Penny is onscreen.

This guy gets all the points.

"The Price is ________" … I'd better work around that one and hope to fill in some letters!

You're not my dad.

Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Done and done. And I mean done!

Ah yes, the other W.W.: T.S. Eliot.