You live in a beautiful world.

UUUHHHH YEEEEAAAH DROPPING LOADS (of hints)

I could never punch a woman. But that guy? I could punch that guy.

That guy is #3 on my Most Punchable Faces list. (#1 is Guy Fieri and #2 is Jay Leno)

I thought that Pedrad character was hot anyway.

1. Decide that this person is right about these decisions being made by the same guy.
2. Find the one guy who works at both ABC and NBC.
3. Beat the shit out of that guy.

My friend Happy Endings has been in the hospital for a few months now. Today he was moved into the ICU. Time to make preparations, I guess.

You're famous! Well, almost.

A fringed jacket.

Agreed. He's a good man. And thorough.

*joins in*

He doesn't open doors, he makes them incredibly difficult to open.

Peggy Olson, get your coat!

She's looked great since episode one, and I'm very tired of people who think only young, vibrant people can be beautiful. She's a knockout and always has been.

A little from Column A, a lot from Column THAAAAANGS.

If Penny Hartz was a real person and I knew her, I would seriously give her everything she wants. As great as Casey Wilson is, I prefer Penny somehow. It's the Pam/Jenna Fischer, Annie/Alison Brie thing, and it's weird.

I would marry Penny Hartz so hard.

Linguo…IS dead.

I was just gonna say that's one bonehead title.

I was just gonna say that's one bonehead title.