*looks up at tabernacle, gives a faint smile as if to say, "I acknowledge you, but I don't really want to talk. Normally I might, but just not today."*       *looks at watch*

Alex > Penny > the people you sit through while waiting for Alex or Penny

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I'm so bored with Modern Family.  My wife and I pretty much just burn it off the Tivo while doing stuff around the house.  Cleaning, paying bills, looking at the TV and not laughing and saying things like, "Don't these people even like each other?", etc.

I'm with you, reading a magazine.  But not really reading it, you know?

I like this guy.

I felt bad as soon as I posted that.  Please accept my apology, idiot.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Hey, we're all happy that Happy Endings was renewed, but let's not get crazy here.

Seconded!

NBC doesn't renew dramas anymore, IDIOT.

I was beginning to fear a television landscape void of Casey Wilson for the upcoming season.  Lorne Michaels made it happen once, but it shall never happen again.  You hear me, Michaels?  NEVER.  AGAIN.

Treat yo'self!

For an idea of what I looked like during the entire two segments, see the above photo of Adam Scott.  I think I was frozen that way for a couple of hours afterward also, but it was all a blur.

This morning I found out I got a surprise raise, and I went on my lunch break with a big smile on my face.  After I ate I pulled up AV Club on my phone to see what I missed during the hour and was immediately punched in the chest.  I had to go back to my cubicle and not only try to hold it together, but also look…

I feel like I'm going to throw up.  He was so important to me.  Always will be.  That's all.

Amy Poehler on Fallon = I will be stalking Amy Poehler now. Always been in love with her, but now it's going to get creepy.

They're gonna kill that poor woman!

I don't pay attention.

He's thrown a kettle over The Wall. What have you ever done?