I'll let her out of her cage for a few weeks.

Lucille is indeed the best.  Exhibit A: The wink.  Exhibit B: "Well why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?!"  Exhibit C: "What about this one?  She's got thick arms."

She barely has a face!

I raised the grade because I know you're usually a hard worker.  Also, insert AD quote here.  (I recommend "Where the BEEP are my hard boiled eggs?!)

Won't happen again.

C-

Way to plant, Ann!

B+

Yeah, like the guy in the—

Yeah, like the guy in the $5,000 suit is going to watch Hulu.  COME ON!

Yeah, like the guy in the $4,000 suit is going to be a stay-at-home dad.  COME ON!

It walked on my pillow!

I laughed at this so much it prompted my wife to ask me, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

If so, it would have to be at least PG-13 to accomodate the chewing gum on the pubis.

I've never heard that.

With David Brent as Mr. Toad.

God I hope not.

"Would you like a rovl in the hay?  Rovl, rovl, rovl, in the hay."

"NOOO!" - Lily Tomlin

There is a Burt Cooper joke to be found in here somewhere.