Jenna's last line: "It's like that time something something Mickey Rourke something."

As a teenager I had a short-lived job washing dishes in a chain restaurant.  After that, you would hate it too.

It's more like visiting an aunt whose company you used to enjoy.  You still like snooping around her house, but mostly you just sit in silence and wait for Erin to show up.

The only episode I have watched of The Simpsons in several years was the Cheech and Chong one, and that was out of boredom.  It did not cure the boredom.

It's the weird feeling of obligation.  I'll stop, and then I'll think, "I'll bet the episode I missed was the turning point and it's great again and I missed it and oh my god I left the oven on we're all gonna die please just at least make Creed funny again and it will be fine."

*waits patiently for next meme*

*pulls sunglasses down, peers over them*

30 Rock and The Office pretty much feel like homework at this point.  I feel a weird obligation to watch them, and I wish they would just go away so I wouldn't feel that way anymore.  30 Rock is less of a chore than The Office, but doing laundry is less of a chore than washing the dishes.

Eat it, Alex!

Cyrano Thebirdsareback's not on board.

The Japanese have been shot!

Looking forward to the scene where Jaime shares his Pop Secret with Joffrey.

Movies about families who buy homes with zoos in the backyard following the main character's wife's death rarely work.

The dance was my favorite part.  Not that the actual dance was so funny by itself (although it probably was), it's that she was just admonishing Abed for being "undignified" and then lost her shit over some pizza.  Gillian Jacobs has some seriously great physical comedy chops.

Now you know how the pilgrims felt.