So apparently every Star Trek movie now has to be about someone getting vengeance. Just follow the Khan template. Rinse. Repeat.

Blowin' stuff up. Yep, that's what Star Trek's all about.

Blowin' stuff up. Yep, that's what Star Trek's all about.

Did you say French whimsey? Nope. Nope, nope, nope. No way. This screams 89 minutes of "magical" tedium. Just no. NOOOO.

Did you say French whimsey? Nope. Nope, nope, nope. No way. This screams 89 minutes of "magical" tedium. Just no. NOOOO.

Trip and fall.

Trip and fall.

Superstar? I guess that word doesn't mean what I think it does.

Superstar? I guess that word doesn't mean what I think it does.

I liked that they were pretty gory and realistic. It gave a nice balance to the silliness and kept it from going too far over the edge.

I liked that they were pretty gory and realistic. It gave a nice balance to the silliness and kept it from going too far over the edge.

My hope is that her husband comes back and turns out to be the Afghan version of a vampire or werewolf (hence the confusion about his reported death) Let the decapitations begin!

My hope is that her husband comes back and turns out to be the Afghan version of a vampire or werewolf (hence the confusion about his reported death) Let the decapitations begin!

"Sounds like our kind of thing."

"Sounds like our kind of thing."

And yet they won't pick up Firefly… 

And yet they won't pick up Firefly… 

It bothers me when people claim Will Smith says "welcome to earf." He clearly does not — in fact you can hear the TH sound emphasized. I almost have to wonder if there's some racist undertones to it.

It bothers me when people claim Will Smith says "welcome to earf." He clearly does not — in fact you can hear the TH sound emphasized. I almost have to wonder if there's some racist undertones to it.

It reminded me a lot of the phone scenes in The Mothman Prophecies, which were pretty creepy.