Best Futurama quote?
Best LISA NEEDS BRACES?
Best erotic fanfiction involving Tom Hardy?
Best erotic fanfiction involving Alison Brie?
Best ASCII cock?

Best Futurama quote?
Best LISA NEEDS BRACES?
Best erotic fanfiction involving Tom Hardy?
Best erotic fanfiction involving Alison Brie?
Best ASCII cock?

Dead Rising, final boss fight.  That's something I just don't do.

Dead Rising, final boss fight.  That's something I just don't do.

SPOILER ALERT: OH GOD ROSEBUD HAS A DICK

SPOILER ALERT: OH GOD ROSEBUD HAS A DICK

I found it extra hilarious because I saw it coming and none of my friends did.

I found it extra hilarious because I saw it coming and none of my friends did.

It continues to astound me that nice LADY!!! guy and Professor Frink are the same person.  I need to see the real thing some time.

It continues to astound me that nice LADY!!! guy and Professor Frink are the same person.  I need to see the real thing some time.

They say good satire is indistinguishable from the real thing…

I've read this comment more than once, and "washing bear" brightened my day every single time.

Man, those Germans have a word for everything!

Jeez, how many Italian insults did I learn from Assassin's Creed?  If Ezio had spent more time asking for directions to the can, I'd be ready for a vacation.

Oh, and also:

For me, Eleanor's little sigh of realization/resignation after she shoves him out the door makes the whole scene worthwhile.

I think my favorite line in the episode, such as it is, is Eleanor's wordless grunt/sigh of despondency after she learns what Jay thinks of her book.  The preternaturally composed blueblood's fumbling attempt at expressing emotion (recall that the ability was bred out of her family generations ago, as stated in…

Well, the article did point out that not all Amish communities adhere to the same exact rules.  What's nonsense for one group could be perfectly true for another.

I'm partial to the Seal of Approval attacking Jay, only to yelp and retreat when Duke says "Last Action Hero."

My friend doesn't remember a chimp in Unforgiven, or Million Dollar Baby existing until a decade after this episode came out.  He or she assumes Nabin is making a joke but doesn't get it.  Can someone explain the joke my friend doesn't get?