Don't blame me, I voted for the porn star.

Deus ex machina. Shameless deus ex machina. An excuse to throw away everything you collected in the first game and force you to collect a new team. It was one thing I didn't like about the otherwise spectacular game.

This one cannot remember if its heat sink is over capacity.

To repeat myself, I would have made a movie about the First Contact War and the occupation of Shanxi. Ashley's grandfather is the protagonist, Saren's brother is in there somewhere. The movie doesn't need to go where the games already did damn well.

Motion to continue X-Files coverage seconded.

Sorry, I can't. No PS3. But thank you for thinking of something vaguely creative for me to die of.

Fidelity to the source
There's a glitch where one of the female characters stays naked for the entire game. Will the movie keep that part?

L&O: KFC FTW.
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Yeah, Dan Akroyd himself wrote it. I thought the whole "the game is Ghostbusters III" thing was pretty official. Given that the playable character who never talked had more personality than Venkman, I don't think we can expect much out of Murray at this point.

I suppose the message here is that DEW! is the next best thing to sucking on a gun. If even one teenage boy gets the point, they'll have made a difference.

By saying that I only played the demo, I'm admitting that there's plenty I don't know about the game AND giving anyone who has the full game the chance to tell me what I'm missing. If the demo is giving me the wrong idea, say so.

So you want a viable alternative to the guns-blazing option? Stealth, maybe? Well said.

To address the Chuck's point, yeah, M&E is dumb. Bullet time would be less absurd, although it would be sort of weird in multiplayer. In any case, playing the demo, I never used it.

I played (the demo) on Realistic, and I could get away with dumb crap that RSV's Logan Keller would get raped for. Sure, you get less health, but the bad guys are terrible shots. I found, consistently, that the louder my gun was, the better I did. Silenced pistol? Unlimited ammo is its only selling point, although…

Breaking a urinal on a dude's face is fun exactly once, then it just becomes tedious. I'll ignore the ugly, willfully retarded political implications— willing suspension of disbelief and all that— and it's still a waste of time.

That cast is the funniest thing I've read here in a long time.

In the demo, at least, the most effective strategy on any difficulty is to charge in guns blazing, no stealth. Conviction is more of a sequel to Rainbow Six Vegas than SC Double Agent. The 360 really didn't need another shooter. I appreciate that they tried to fix what the earlier games got wrong, but they ditched…

Available in Wyoming?
Uh, yeah. Because oilmen, ranchers, and tinfoil-hat anarchists are totally the target market for this stuff.

WHY THE CRAP DO I NEED TO LOG BACK IN EVERY FIVE FUCKING SECONDS?!?!! Anyhoo, I guess it's not a military comedy in the strictest sense, but Stalag 17 was damn funny. Gotta love the mail day scene.

Agreed. When I get depressed over how pop culture sucks now, I think about how much pop culture used to suck and then I feel better. Auto-tuned danceable club shit is horrible, but it's no worse than disco or Lesley Gore.