Who are we paying attention to?

It's an awesome potential game wedged into a bad game, in my book. RTS will never work on a console controller (and this is coming from a console-exclusive gamer who finds grumpy PC snobs tiresome), scavenger hunts and escort missions suck, and the vehicle controls/physics are asinine. (Seriously. You can hit a…

I had my fingers crossed for a 'Splosion Man adaptation. Love interest!

Some rally drivers have Peugeots, so I guess they're sort of respected. Also, "wasting" half the tires means you only need half a set of tire chains.

Dammit, professor, it's "Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with my head!" Morbo will destroy you.

If I had to adapt an Atari game, I would have started with Q-bert. At least it had a character of some description. Either that or I'd make, you know, a good movie.

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Berlusconi is the very picture of the ideal of manhood, if you ask a 12-year-old boy who steals Maxims from his dad's sock drawer.

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Everybody should read my previous post. Since it's brilliant and all.

Sex ratios other than 50/50 are possible in genetically homogeneous populations, but females are usually in the majority. Due to the high metabolic demands of egg production and pregnancy, females are subject to a limited rate of reproduction; an individual male's reproductive success is limited only by access to…

Eh. Whatever.

Is this a meme noq?

In the American Civil War (1861-1865, for those of you that failed history), some soldiers were issued leftover hardtack from the war of 1812*. It's true.

Murderbar!
Not long before I ate a FIRST STRIKE bar (I think it's just a Powerbar in a more eXXXtreme wrapper) on a Boy Scout hike, Monster Energy Drink released a new flavor called ASSAULT, a tie-in with the then-new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. The can was decorated like a "First Strike" Tactical Assault…

The conversation outside the Sirta store on the Citadel is a nice apology for one of the first game's lamer quests. No spoilers.

It's true that the Cain can take out two giant mechs at once, but ammo is too damn rare. Particle beam cannon FTW, unfortunately.

Go watch Touching the Void. You'll thank me later.