To be fair, their geodesic-framed mountaineering tents are pretty killer. But yeah, their frat-boy jackets aren't. Marmot FTW.

If your drunken tirade involves what you want to do to a stranger's tits, it means you're drunk. If your drunken tirade explains how the Jews are responsible for every war in history, it means you've given the matter a lot of thought, most of it probably while sober.

MAAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOOCK!!!

I cut and pasted this from the other Bill Murray- related thread so more people will pay attention to me. Because I like attention so much.

A further note on the game: by some accounts, Bill Murray managed to be the low point of the voice cast. (Can't vouch for that personally, I haven't played that one yet.) He apparently approached the role as another everybody-loves-me-so-I-don't-have-to-give-a-shit cash-in, no different than Garfield. Maybe we…

God I'm tired of logging back in.

POSITIVE OPINION OF FORREST GUMP EXPRESSED! KILL! KILL! KILL!

Self-imposed natural selection. I like it.

No, not yet. Once they make a non-porn, theatrical-release parody of the [Parody] Movie series and their porn parodies, and that gets a porn parody, then you can say the porn-parody industry has hit bottom.

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And do they beep/flash red three times before they go off?

Set me straight here, Mr. Distortion. (This is a real question, not an affront to your knowledge.) I thought "broadsword" was a catch-all term for European style, double-edged swords built for stabbing armored opponents in the armpits. And that the term "broadsword," like "dai-katana," didn't exist when swords were…

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Can someone explain why potheads feel so damn threatened by non-potheads? I'm beginning to doubt the whole "mellowing" effect.

Gallagher deserves every bit of scorn that can be heaped upon him after that interview, but yeah, all caps ruins the whole smug-comedy-literati persona we're trying to mock. I don't think Gallagher would like ZMF.

OK, so there's this singing parrot…

Ack Ack, you smug fucker, have you never been in a store? Or a motor vehicle with more than one person in it? We don't always get to choose what we hear. Especially if you're on a fucking goddammed cross-country trip with a fucking goddammed coworker and you have to share the fucking goddammed radio. And if you…

Don't do anything rash. Try a drill and a spade bit first.

BwaBB sucked, and if you can't accept that you don't deserve to be tentacle-pope of anything. But she was good in that one. RIP.

I know what you mean, ET. Knowing that little girl from that one movie is fap fodder for teenage boys makes me reach for the Metamucil.