Egad-wall, Saddleback, do you Anas-ly think that joke was the pun-tail? "Canvas back" wasn't remotely tortured.

When the studio heads saw the special effects bill, they concluded that the writers were positively daffy.

ZMF, scientist and philosopher. It's a side of him we haven't seen before.

I hate product placement. More than usual. Why? Because I read this while drinking a can of cold, fizzy, delicious, life-giving Coca-Cola. Now I'm strongly considering switching to Pepsi.

Planning to submit a guest review? Not that I wish that on you.

*Joins the barf party*

Maybe it's autobiographical; perhaps Oren Skoog de-wanged himself with a laptop, ensuring that there will never be a little Oren Skoog to skoog up the movie theaters of the future.

*ear-rending squeal of ecstasy*
Really, it's the only logical response. Cane Toads in 3D? Excuse me, I need to change my underpants now.

PUPPY BOWL: THE MOVIE

modesty is refreshing
So Fitty's character is…
1) The world's greatest basketball player
2) An immediate relative of the world's smarted tween
3) The world's most irresistible ladykiller
4) The world's badassest killing machine
5) The world's most heroically selfless martyr, or something

That stands to reason, HHG, after she did that song about fellatio. You know, "poker face." Thanks, I'm here all week.

Does he say "the rent" when you ask him what's up? That would be funny.

I wonder how long it takes Horsefellow to choose his spellings.

I suppose you can carry a hydraulic jack with you into the canyon, but that's not my point. If you're going into the middle of nowhere by yourself, you need to be ready for the unexpected. The old "ten essentials" list will get you through damn near anything, if you're skilled and resourceful. Knives, for instance,…

I'm going to repeat myself to try to get more attention. Quote:

"[Liking] to be alone and cut off from everyone else for a short period of time" and "carrying a knife you bought at the gift shop for $1.99" should be mutually exclusive concepts. If you're taking the self-reliance route, try to prepare accordingly.

YES!!! Touching the Void is, like, the one movie about climbing that doesn't suck big sweaty wrinkly balls. Not that I climb or anything.

Forget ZMF and Horsefellow. ZMF and Burl all the way.

It's not exactly the same thing, but they sort of did that with the PS3 version of Stranglehold. The game disc included Hard Boiled, the former being a sequel of sorts to the latter.

Two words, Mr. Barrel: Party. Chat. If folks on your Friends list have it.