It's "not ABSTRACT CRAZINESS," you drugged-out Communist.
I will destroy you.

Too lzy for whl wrds. Too mch wrk for fngrs.

Penguins. With guns. End argument.

Everything ET says seconded. BBS is the best of the lot, and the middle two were disappointing. Except that I think Bender's Game was slightly less of an insult than BwaBB. They forgot to put jokes in BwaBB, and that don't leave much to work with.

Shows like Futurama and Animaniacs make life so very surreal. You spend the rest of your life getting jokes that shot right past you the first time. Seeing Fry's wheelchair at the top of the page wasn't quite as bewildering as the time my clock radio woke me up with the real version of folk-rock troubadour Donovan's…

You totally need someone with a biology degree. You know, to better understand and appreciate the taste tests. Plus, I need an internship to finish my degree in not blowing up your office and eating your children.

What's too soon? Too soon after what? Sorry if I appeared to be referencing anything other than the ball-sucking-ness of Blink-182, which is considerable.

Know what would be non-offensive news? That every last member of Blink-182, including the pencil pushers that allowed them to exist, died horribly on their crashed, flaming tour bus.

http://tinyurl.com/yrkmrq

Well, no shit. That's what the nose-breaking is for.

Best workin'-man's breakfast ever: a big, hearty oat/whole-wheat pancake, slathered with Nutella and wrapped around three or four marshmallows. Since it has oats and whole wheat, it's good for you, and since it has Nutella and marshmallows, it's delicious. Sugar by the pound and whole-grain goodness; it'll keep you…

Yeah, black squirrels are a mutant color morph of grey squirrels. I've seen 'em in parts of the upper Midwest. The twin cities have them, central Michigan has them, and lots of places I haven't been probably have them too.

A former coworker of mine downloaded the original version (well, the original color version, anyway) and played it, MIDI and all. He mentioned the download was half a megabyte. Incidentally, I was playing Oblivion at the time, in which a single game save is fifteen times that. You may now commence arguing about…

I think Yummsh is saying that dumpster-fed city squirrels aren't wild enough. It's like shooting and eating stray cats, which would probably be lean but chewy.

Really, Melissa? My one squirrel (see above post) was lean and delicious. Granted, it was an American red squirrel, Tamiasciurus hudsonicus, not a portly gray squirrel or fox squirrel. The latter are more widely hunted, probably because they're much, much bigger. Maybe they taste different. I'll keep my eyes open…

A few years ago, I had a job up high in the Utah mountains where our campsite was constantly getting raided by rodents, so one of my coworkers offed a red squirrel with a slingshot. (This was a real Red Squirrel, not one of those fat, tawny Fox Squirrels that some morons call "red squirrels." We figured out a few…

For a major televised sporting event, it was par for the course, but it was definitely way overdone. Her style made no sense whatsoever for a song about getting pelted with explosives.

For that matter, there wasn't much competition. This wasn't a very good year for SB commercials. Obama hasn't made our lives any better and this is proof.

Have you seen the leaked footage?
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Eight posts? Eh, not a record, we had eleven duplicates a few days back. Still, impressive show.