Maybe so, but most IPA's of my experience are what frat boys move on to after they shelve the beer bong and even though they're still morons they want to think they're better than everyone else so they drink repulsive things and compare everyone that doesn't "see the light" to mass-market philistines who watch movies…

Depends on the IPA. Most of them are tincture of hops— lots of alcohol and enough bitterness to dissolve teeth, but no flavor. But, if you get the chance, drink a Surly Furious. It's brewed in the Twin Cities and is awesome, despite being in a can. It's proof that everyone else that makes bitter beer is doing it…

Roofies. Failing that, poor lighting and a gun.

I was forced to eat at Bubba Gump's on a high school orchestra-related field trip. It's basically a cut-rate Red Lobster with product placement and TV's that keep playing some movie or another. No reason to go, unless your figurine collection tells you to.

I plan to name my first dog Logan, but after the highest mountain in Canada which is also the second highest point on the North American continent.

Also, if you get a multiple post, don't immediately follow it up or they'll all be doubled.

Also, if you get a multiple post, don't immediately follow it up or they'll all be doubled.

Eleven posts? I believe that's a record. You win AV club.

Eleven posts? I believe that's a record. You win AV club.

Also, the reason the above post is all broken up is that text still overflows out of the text box, and I was putting in the line breaks manually and then my lines were too long to fit and I didn't know that until after I posted my comment and now I'm stuck with it and there's nothing I can do about it.

I don't know anything about RSS, but I can't load the site in Opera, period. I mean, part
of the site loads, but other parts don't. Likewise, I click on a link and it doesn't load the
new page until I click "stop." The main Onion page does the same thing, but at least it
loads in its entirety. I need my Opera, man. …

Element 22
Titanium is noted for its high strength-to-weight ratio (as strong as steel at barely over half the specific gravity) and its resistance to corrosion. While a flawless, undamaged titanium coating would protect your La-Z-Boy from corrosion, it wouldn't really be any better than copper plating, bluing, or…

Your shiny 3-day old profile picture may be gone, but the new one has brought me so much joy. How can anything that ugly be so damn cute?

Bleeps and pixellation are, to my ears and eyes respectively, more obscene than what they're trying to conceal. I mean, if your eight-year-old kid hears someone say motherf*bleep*r on TV, he knows what he heard, and the bleep just draws attention to how it's naughty and how the grownups will get all angry and yell at…

Using the wrong browser is giving me a rash
Opera still no workee. I miss Opera. Opera makes me happy and not being able to use Opera is making me sad.

I can't wait until phel reveals that that's actually her brother in drag.

On the off chance you read this, aren't there a lot of different ways to spell the phrase, i.e. "What are you Iookin' at, sugar tits?" Variations in spacing, punctuation, capitalization, characters that look sort of like other characters— I'm not going to lose sleep over an interweb stranger's username, but you are…

Yeah, I can't load AVC or the Onion in Opera anymore. I've pointed that out in two other threads in the vain hope that someone who can do something about these things fixes it. No, I don't have something better to do with my time.

Almost as annoying as double posts.

Almost as annoying as double posts.