Hard to perform oral sex with boiling water in your mouth.

Preach, Archmage.

Scientologists don't believe in raisins.

"Come on girl, lick this peanut butter."

Who?

Where is Internet Eating Sensation David Chang when you need him?

Personally, I see a lot of it as lack of empathy in general. Separate it from the rape context — think of how many people, when they say something offensive and are called out on it, say "well, I didn't mean it to be offensive; you're just overreacting." People tend to think of right and wrong in terms of their own…

Bring back Lou Bega.

Says who?

This isn't a Rabin article.

I'll have you know that my account is not "super old." I only started commenting here in 2008, so it's not even a decade old yet.

So the more we comment, the more the AVC gets charged? And the more they lose revenue? Jesus, people, stop commenting before we don't have anyplace to comment left!

There was a girl I used to be friends with, until I made a cancer joke to her about a week after her mom died of cancer. We're not friends any more. I feel slightly bad about that one. In my defense, the girl was smoking a cigarette.

Did you pull out your cock and say "Ha, look at this! You'll never be able to get this! You'll never be able to touch it! Ha!" and then wave it at him for like forty-five minutes or so?

LOL. I probably have 1,000 moments from my life that qualify as "going too far." It's kind of my thing.

Send him/her a text saying I M BR8KN ^ W/U :-(

Exactly like that.

Literally the first thing I did today when I heard about this was to go to the A.V. Club because there's no fucking way I'm going to miss a Third Eye Blind news story here. Great to see you, Scrawler!

Not sure if you missed it, but I posted whiny obnoxious posts in two earlier Newswires asking why there wasn't a Newswire about this yet. As always, O'Neal delivered.

FUCK YOU THEY DO NOT. Their debut album is seriously one of the best albums of the 90's. "God of Wine" and "The Background" and "Motorcycle Drive-By" are some of my absolute favorite songs ever.