Seriously, thank you O'Neal.

No seriously, you have to do a Newswire on Third Eye Blind trolling the RNC last night.

ESPECIALLY now.

WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING NEWSWIRE ABOUT THIRD EYE BLIND TROLLING THE RNC LAST NIGHT???? What the fuck happened to you, A.V. Club????

Prophetic.

Touch too early.

She died of alcohol poisoning, so maybe.

Agreed.

Seriously.

The grave is the poor man's doctor.

She didn't.

Genocide?

Including Amy Winehouse's corpse.

What if your favorite celebrity is Suge Knight and you stand outside his window all night playing audio of the Tupac shooting over and over and over again?

Your childhood already happened. We can't ruin it unless we develop time travel somehow.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the last show on Comedy Central worth watching.

In Bozeman, Montana.

Been having the same fucking problem, Pipe. I'm not signing up for a fucking Disqus account.

Hold the jar upside down over the burner on a stove. The heat will make the metal jar lid expand and ease opening.

Five years for me. Lots and lots of very unenjoyable sex and crying before I met my fiance.