This is the end. Beautiful friends.

This is fucking clown shoes. Dude cheats on his wife, and so therefor everything that he's ever done and all of the activism that he's ever engaged in is meaningless and rendered null and void because…?

Daddy drinks and hurts mommy because you cry.

I distinctly remember thinking "anyone who's ever had to actually wonder where their next meal is coming from would probably want to punch everyone involved with making this film in the face."

La La Land was that annoying trope where every author makes their protagonist an author because they're lazy and can't think outside their own experiences, but blown up to its self-masturbatory extreme. If I want to watch a bunch of rich people jerking each other off, I'll go to a cabinet meeting at the White House.

I watched the first fifteen minutes of La La Land on trans-Atlantic flight, but had to turn it off once I realized that I couldn't open the window to jump out of if I kept watching it.

I saw Third Eye Blind play at Jones Beach a few weeks ago and they were fucking AWESOME. It was, admittedly, depressing that it was a 20 year anniversary show of the release of their debut album.

My wife just got a new job, running an assistance center for sexual assault and domestic violence victims. After your comment, it now occurs to me that in certain parts of the country, an organization like that would be considered an unnecessary joke, and that kind of makes me want to cry.

I've read these messages from Einfeld a few times, and I have to say, I just can't figure out what about them people are seeing as sexist?

I've been commenting on the AV Club for 9 years. I'm not going to just go away (even though I've largely migrated to the Tolerability Index Forum).

Also super-annoying: I have a Kinja account that's out of the greys on several different former Gawker sites, and I'm going to have to abandon that burner account. So… boo.

Ok, since I didn't get to ask it on the other thread: How do I get to migrate my account over to the new Kinja platform? Where is this verified invitation thing that was referenced? I don't want any old schlub to be able to pretend to be me.

God I wish I could stop reading about politics for just a fucking weekend, just to get away from it. Unfortunately, I can't.

I know that people get accused of sucking their own cocks when they brag about how they've been able to avoid specific pop culture ouvres, but there are two things I know absolutely NOTHING about that I am quite happy about knowing nothing about: Gamergate, and who the Kardashians are / why they're famous.

I have never been able to use Reddit because the interface is so unweildy. Like, I am a former user of Usenet, and the conversation threading on that 20+ years ago made Reddit look antiquated.

Oooh, let's try! "Literally the worst thing about Camden is the fact it's surrounded by New Jersey."

Oh this comment brings back so many memories…

I'm partial to Tiesto's Silence remix, personally.

Ew.

I mean, yes, sure, but in the sense that I just realized the kid I would have had if my girlfriend hadn't aborted it in college would be turning 18 this year, the same age I was when I got her pregnant.