This is a long standing thing with him. He recorded a song called "Aliens Exist" in 1998.

I don't care what anybody says: Dude Ranch is a really fucking entertaining album.

Ok, I suppose that's a bit different. But I've definitely heard way worse from male supervisors to female underlings, and female supervisors to male underlings. You know, when a female is wearing a shirt that shows a bunch of cleavage, and you say "you trying to pick up a new account showing your tits off like that?"…

I used to, but then as our business grew that became less… acceptable. I haven't worn JNCO's to the office in two years.

Completely and utterly disagree with you on this. I will throw in the caveat that I didn't listen to Dan's advice or the question itself, so I can only go by what's been said here in the comments. However, the fact of the matter is that some clothing is appropriate for the workplace, and some clothing isn't. If…

Mystery Science Theater was the last Comedy Central show worth watching.

The Royal Tenenbaums was the last watchable movie Wes Anderson made.

I saw this on TIF and… no words. Just no words. Such an unbelievable tragedy.

Nicole Kidman was so fucking hot in Bush Christmas.

1980 high five!

1982 to 1994 isn't that long a time span. Baby Boomers are 1946 to 1964, and I've seen "millenials" defined as people born as early as 1980 or as late as 2004.

I'm too old to be a millenial. I'm too young to be Generation X. I'm pretty sure Generation Y isn't actually a real thing.

He was great in the single greatest movie of all time, Boondock Saints.

Horse cum.

Your loss. That look in the actors' eyes when they realize that all of their childhood hopes and dreams — maybe be an astronaut, maybe win an Oscar, maybe be President of the United States — had ended with them kneeling in a pile of horse manure in a stable, as the tears stream down their faces, is the absolute best…

Oh, I was just saying that normally when you watch porn you see the facial expressions of somebody wondering how in the world their life got to a place where they were so in need of $200 that they'd let somebody videotape them performing oral sex on livestock.

Protestant churches are all make-believe churches. The Catholic church was founded by Jesus. So it's the only church that's actually Christian; all the other ones are just heretics. We need to start burning more people at the stake so that they recognize this.

You definitely watch a very different type of porn than I do, if the participants in your porn appear to be enjoying themselves.

Protestants aren't Christians, though.

Ew, boobs.