Working on the Sabbath — one of them was a mixer on Seventh Star.

Evidently this shooting was the result of a beef between the entourages of Troy Ave and Maino. It's 1997 all over again!

Naked.

Hey man, quit it with the racism.

You wouldn't call a package of UNO cards a deck, though.

Are those even words?

In a card game, a deck is 52 cars, in four suits, with numbers 2-10, in addition to Jack, Queen, King, Ace for each suits. That's a deck of cards. In this context of Magic: The Gathering, there are an unknown number of cards of unknown suits which apparently can have different cards in different packages and so what…

That day must be awful for porn stars.

Nicholas Cage is not the F-35 program.

Like, David Copperfield and David Blane and shit?

I force my D often enough already, thank you very much.

My Greg Giraldo smells funny…

It can be two things.

Ugh, Dawes.

Somebody needs to be introduced to booze and cocaine.

Well, obviously, if she's hot, then you'll fuck her, no questions asked. But based on the fact that she's a competitive Beanie Baby collector I'm assuming that she's a sixtyish midwesterner wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of a cat sewed on to it.

I mean… I mean… I'm pretty sure that most people who would be competitive Beanie Baby collectors are either pedophiles or serial killers.

I can't believe I've never seen that before. That's amazing!

I love this comment. Just, it fills me with sheer joy.

Being popular is the most important thing there is.