… polar bears are easy to photograph in summer?

Hey man, that's not that much money — every time you watch "Navy Seals" or something, they have to pay out residuals to the key grip and shit.

Am I wrong in thinking that Tracy Morgan is still unable to walk / think / speak cogently for more than a few seconds at a time?

He turned 21 in prison, and 79 in hell.

The only one night stand I could imagine having is if I ever run into the opportunity to sleep with a Cambodian midget. That has always been a dream of mine. I've told my fiance about this; she rolls her eyes at me.

^^^ That is an Anthony Jeselnik joke. I do not, in fact, have genital herpes. I do have the mouth-herpes that like 85% of the human population has.

When you're having casual sex with people, always assume that they have herpes. That way, you don't have to tell them about your herpes.

I mean… I had a thing for Sarah Michelle Gellar back in the day.

Very good point.

I was literally just talking about this dude on the T.I.; he played Bill Weasley in Harry Potter, and thus has had probably the most successful post-Potter career of any of those kids.

Hey, did you know that if you do a search on "BBC" in certain types of websites it has a meaning wholly unrelated to the U.K.?

I don't know what "Tch" means and I'm not googling it because it's funnier that way.

Not having brain cancer?

Well… parts of it. I never got around to actually finishing the last season.

I'm always confusing him with Benetio.

Personally, I'm hostile towards the Ghostbusters reboot because I think the original ones sucked. Maybe that's just me.

Ok, I take that back: Yes, I do know plenty of lesbians. So… fair point.

Thank you so much! It actually took me a long time to get through my head that I was actually happy, because I've always assumed that I don't deserve to be happy, that misery is my permanent state, and that any temporary happiness is just something that's designed so that the inevitable fall feels even worse by…

Not sure if you saw this (I posted it last week on Savage Love, but very late), but I got engaged earlier this month. I'm, like, over the moon.

It kind of caught me off guard that I ended up in a relationship that I consider to be a positive, beneficial, and emotionally healthy thing that makes my life better and my partner's life better.