Actually, I have never met a person who wasn't a fan of blowjobs, male or female. Your mileage may vary, I suppose.

You need to stop giving away free child p0rn with every bag of heroin you sell!

Gary Shandling's very last entry on IMDB sums up perfectly how amazing the universe is:

I'm a big Stephen King fan, so maybe that's why it worked for me?

BobLobCop

Ha! I know, right? Seriously, my life has done a complete and utter 180 in the last year, and it's kind of mind-boggling. I don't really know what to make of it.

HDB Update

Flew to Ireland for a surprise engagement, and just got back to New York last night.

Just happened this past weekend, so I haven't had a chance to tell anybody yet. Super excited!

Gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!

Also I do apologize for getting engaged without warning the A.V. Club first so that they could appropriately mourn for my loss of despair and hopelessness.

It's ok as long as I wash them afterwards.

I already dipped my balls in it.

He says that Stephen Dillane's character was killed off, but I don't really think that Stannis' death was definitive.

I quit watching The Wire when Stringer Bell died. After Bell was killed and Avon Barksdale went to jail, the central point of interest for the show was lost for me. I eventually went back and watched Season 4, but it was so pointless without Bell and Barksdale that I never got around to Season 5.

>sigh<

I would prefer not to.

Yeah, I for one can't imagine it… like, I'm trying to picture in my head a scenario where I'm out at a party with a group of friends, and one of the friends' girlfriends or wives starts shouting and, say, smashes a glass across his face or breaks a plate and cuts his arm open with the shards, and… I'm thinking that…

In the hypothetical scenario where I'm in my early 20's and a girl I'm dating whom I think is in her early 20's tells me she's actually 18, I bolt immediately.

I honestly had forgotten that television was still a medium of communication that people used.