I feel your pain, Cookie. On the first question of whether it's worth it to trying using them as doctor orders: I was lucky enough to be able to get a coupon from my doctor directly from the company for 30 free pills. You might want to see if your doctor has something similar. If you do need to get them on an ongoing…

It feels like victory.

It makes sense: Think of it like basketball, except next to the main baskets there's another set of baskets, and each team has one extra player whose job is to try to hit full-court shots from the opposite baseline, and whenever somebody hits that shot it's worth 50 points and the game's over.

The Ring Cycle?

I used to be into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia, until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Masturbating a horse is only good for the crowd the first time; then it becomes a schtick.

Actually, not enough plastic surgery, what with the whole Jehova's Witness thing.

Same thing with fish not being meat.

Ugh, I hate Prince. Fucking Purple Rain sucked.

Actually it's Catholic.

Thanks, Obama.

Thanks, Cookie! Real life issues have been taking up a lot of my time of late — a lot of big important things coming up in HDB's personal life that I will no doubt vomit all over the comments section of the A.V. Club about at length in a month or so!

Who doesn't love anal? Asking for a friend.

If you assume everyone else is lying to you all the time about everything, you'll never be disappointed when it turns out you're right.

Blasphemy. I'm glad there's no drive-through Taco Bell* convenient to me, because if there were I'd go out right now and order ten of these and shove them down my gullet until I vomit.

God no; I was way too busy being high.

I hope and pray for that every day, and then realize the inherent contradiction in that, and just hope for it.

Are you new here?

Well then don't use the word "never."

Global thermonuclear war. Human extinction. Grey goo. The sun uses up all of its fuel. All reasons to stop making them.