I just watched Kingsmen for the first time earlier this week. I was kind of horrified at the politics of it, so much so that it distracted me from whatever was actually going on in the movie. And I'm normally a HUGE fan of dumb action movies; I've probably seen Eagle Eye a dozen times, and Armageddon like fifty times,…

Best execution method ever.

Has nobody here ever actually listened to 36 Chambers?

Fuckin' tie him to a fuckin' bedpost with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, right; put a hanger on the stove for like a half-hour, take it off and stick it in his asshole real slow, like tssssssssss

The bus? I never! (And tell DISQUS to stop being so finnicky on allowing logins as regards where I've been…)

The greatest ad campaign of all time:
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Until I saw the lead photo in this article I had assumed that Amber Heard was the same person as Amber Benson and I was just misremembering the last name of the chick from Buffy.

Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkeys? Pele speaks righteous; sister Neena says funky. How bizarre.

1. No, this is totally true. Come down to Bay Ridge some time and I'll show you.
2. Probably in the spring when the weather gets warm again! Love to hang out again with everybody.

Your comment is fucking amazing.

Yeah, sex is like that.

There are some heroin addicts with no teeth who hang out on the street corner near my apartment who could help you out with that if you've got five bucks handy…

You think I'd actually watch a movie about British oppressors?

Thankfully.

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I also would take umbrage to your statement that life is good more often than it's bad. I'm currently doing really well with life, but not counting the last six months or so… I could count on both hands the number of times I've been actually, genuinely happy in the last fifteen years, and none of those lasted for more…

Well, the world is, unquestionably, totally fucked in the long run. Second law of thermodynamics, heat death, all of that.

Six months ago, I was, well, me. Now I'm happy, content, fulfilled, and glowing with life and hope and joy. And all because I, of all people, met a girl and fell in love with her.

Tom Hanks is a terrible person. I will never forgive him for taking that Oscar from John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

I'm pretty sure that's the premise of The Royal Tenenbaums.