You're obviously not the type of person who watches graphic videos of beheadings and murders and people being executed for fun.

Since Key & Peele went off the air, there are officially three television shows I actually watch: Tosh.0, Inside Amy Schumer, and Archer. That's it.

I like Tosh.0.

NEVER

And Dave Grohl looks like he's about to give a blowjob to Milton Berle in that pic.

Counter-counterpoint: Postal was fucking awesome.

Right, bands that reference their indie-pop roots in the early 90's, which is presumably when they were formed. Still not sure how to take this information.

I am confused by this article because it talks about this band being part of the crowded indie-pop scene of the early 90's but also having had a debut last year.

You must be new here.

wtf is Bluray lol

Oh what a glorious, glorious day!
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A remake of Driver starring Adam Sandler as Driver.

That was a great game, though. As a Yankee fan my rooting for the Mets is somewhat diluted. I want the Mets to win, but at the same time I can appreciate great baseball for itself without getting too furious at the outcome.

Chloe Moretz is well past her sell-by date at this point.

Rosario Dawson was not attractive in Clerks II, and I'm always getting Emily Blunt confused with James Blunt.

Argument I was having on the alternate site yesterday: I can't decide if the hottest currently-working actress is Eva Green or Kate Mara. Thoughts?

I can't imagine what else it's supposed to be about. It's decidedly unscary if it's just going for a straight horror line. The characters seemed bored and disinterested in their own lives throughout the film. I… I honestly just don't understand it. This was an entirely forgettable movie. It's the horror-film parallel…

That's literally the only thing the film is. Something scary comes to kill you and you catch it by having sex. And then you pass it on to other people by having sex with them.

Prognoses: Negative.

Admittedly she's a tad past her prime, but she's not Madeleine Albright yet, dude.