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My girlfriend's best friend's boy friend looks exactly like Tom Arnold, so I was looking at Tom Arnold's IMDB page to show girlfriend how she was wrong in saying otherwise… and Tom Arnold has been making a TON of sub-Skinemax level direct-to-DVD softcore porn movies lately.

How "young" are these adults anyway? Asking for a friend.

No; they support necrophilia, since it's the only time they can find a woman who won't refuse to have sex with them.

You are my hero.

He was really good in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I watched the first season and there was no plot movement at all and I stopped watching. Costume porn is pretty, but 10 hours of it is about all I can take.

I watched the first season and there was no plot movement at all and I stopped watching. Costume porn is pretty, but 10 hours of it is about all I can take.

Why are you, Leonard Pierce?

It'll mostly be a movie about how he fucked, like, all of his slaves, and poured champagne on their tits while they cried in agony and hopelessness.

Trickiest question of consent: what's ok / not ok to do with sleeping people. I have told girlfriend she has my blanket consent to do hand / mouth things to me when I'm sleeping, and have received the same, but she's told me it feels strange for her to keep giving me a blowjob if I haven't waken up after, say, thirty

And damned proud of it, he is!

And he beat Mickey Rourke for the fucking Oscar in The Wrestler.

Neither do I, my child. Neither do I. Always awake. Always watching. Always… waiting…

"While some have argued that the cure is worse than the disease, we are firmly of the position that the the average number of spiders within each individual eyeball is acceptable across the entire population."

Yes, Al has my email; you can get in touch with him. Or get my cell number from Sat.

Is it… is it really you? Email me! I'm going to be driving through your town in a couple of weeks!

"Picks up" is when ask them if the rag smells like ether and then you carry them to the back of your Crown Vic.

wtf is starz lol

No, they're all destroying some kid's Plymouth Fury.