Oh yeah, absolutely. Cookie Monster, SatelliteInternetisSkyNet, Idiotking, Silly Buns, Pops Freshenmeyer, ComradePig, Richie Alpert, On_2, SilentSpy, RurrrJurrr, bunch of people.

Unfortunately I cannot help here, since the article refers to "or whatever people wearing JNCOs used to say." As numerous AV Club commenters can attest, I am not somebody who used to wear JNCO's. I am somebody who still wears JNCO's. Back me up, anybody who's met me in real life and seen me in JNCO's.

That one is currently on rotation on the iPod in my car.

I watched this movie while in my senior year of high school in theatres, and my only impression of it was that the "big party" in the movie was about 1/4th the size of a house party we had thrown a few weeks before.

Master… stroke?

Thank you! Yeah, it's pretty great.

I am a leftist socialist liberal. I literally could not care less about climate change.

She is from Jersey, which I'm overlooking, but there's also the fact that I'm me, and I have three and a half decades of experience destroying everything that could conceivably make me happy, so I'm… I feel like I should be afraid of doing that, but I'm not, because I'm actually happy now and ok with that? It's so…

It is! I'm, like, happy all the time! I haven't stopped smiling for two straight months! What the fuck is wrong with me!

Unfortunately we haven't; who knew you could have a genetic resistance to arsenic?

Partially busy with some family issues, partially busy with a new ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP with a girl I ACTUALLY AM IN LOVE WITH and what are these emotions I can't even.

I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous.*

With butter. Which is what comes out of the Olsen twins' eyes while they sleep.

LOL

I'm half-aroused.

Ah, that brings back memories of when I was young, and the neighbor used to call me "Childhood."

Read Finders Keepers, Stephen King's sequel to Mr. Mercedes. Pretty good so far, halfway through.

He's fine.

I would prefer not to.

Fucking rapists, always ruining things.