I don't think that just because somebody raped a bunch of people that their books should be seen in a negative light. I mean, this is still a best-seller:

I prefer Hope Sandoval.

In 1985.

THERE WAS TIME NOW!

But I have a really good tasteless joke…

I WHISPERED IN HER EAR COME TO THE PICTURE BOOTH SO I CAN ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS, SEE IF YOU'RE HUNDRED PROOF. I ASKED HER HER NAME SHE SAID BLAH BLAH BLAH SHE HAD NINE/TEN PANTS AND A VERY BIG BRA

LOTS OF TITTIES. Although, seriously, they could have gotten somebody a bit more hot to play the "tell me I'm the most beautiful woman in the world or you'll die!" part.

Much like any other conversation with me.

Yes, actually. Whenever I would get an unwanted erection, I would just imagine myself slowly, carefully, and deliberately slicing the tip of my penis with a razor blade, and then peeling the skin back off the penis like it was an orange peel. That would make the erection go away. I never jerked off to that.

Donald Trump vs. Rick Santorum would be the best debate ever.

Truth to power.

I actually had a relevant, important response here, but I think it got held up because it had an imgur link in it.

Fellini? More like Fellatio!

Next time anybody tries to say that Italy should be taken seriously, just point out to them that this is an actual, non-retouched photograph of Benito Mussolini's headquarters:
http://i.imgur.com/2oKPYQU.jpg

I jerked off to this film as a young'in.

I've heard the same thing said by women who sleep with me.

Totally agree. My biggest regret in life is NOT pulling out that one time.

I found them interesting. Then, I'm an economics nerd.

The real version is… well, I may have needed to change my pants after watching it the first time. And the twelfth time.

Child porn?