I am a masochist…

I never watched this show. Is it any good?

Pre- or post-mortem?

THAT WAS A SLAVERY JOKE

The concept of a House Band is opposed to the idea of a Field Band, which is a relic of the 19th Century.

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHUPPED YOUR ASS

Now I'm intrigued.

That's actually the climax.

Well, not "whoever," necessarily. I try to stay away from the girls with the actively oozing sores.

Them two girls what sing in this show has real purty voices.

It actually wasn't, but now that you mention it…

Oh yeah? So, you mean you found a girl that you really don't like?

Yeah, like, I don't really know how an inveterate fame whore whose entire raison d'etre is to get publicity and spend as much time as possible in the public eye and basking in the glow of camera lighting all the sudden because a "hero" because of gender identity.

Not any more…

No, because she doesn't even cry during it. Where's the fun in that?

So what's the eleventh city you're moving to in September?

I didn't get drunk at all this weekend because I was dealing with family issues. No booze and no random sex with strangers in dive bar men rooms makes HDB a dull boy.

Sex? Fun? What planet have you been living on?

If I had a dollar for every time I've had somebody say that to me…

I think this is how The Terminator started.