A wise man once told me that beggars can't be choosers. He should know, since he used to be a panhandler wouldn't take anything smaller than 20's.

Nabin's article about his first visit to the Gathering of the Juggalos was one of the best I've ever seen on this site. Weird to see him back, though.

Really? Well, my apartment does need a good cleaning…

Bite the pillow, honey, I'm going in raw!

I had sex with his wife.

Which one is the real SNC????

It is sucky. Hence my problem with him when I was a kid.

I hated Bill Murray when I was a kid because I thought Stripes and Tootsie sucked and I always thought of him as basically the same person as Dan Aykroyd whom I really just dislike. Then I saw Groundhog's Day and I changed my viewpoint.

Actually not trolling at all; I mean, it's a view shared by The A.V. Club (when they did a New Cult Canon piece on Fight Club, they described it as a movie that appealed to males only). I guess the idea of beating people up and letting go of worldly possessions to become a prank-terrorist is more of a male fantasy?

Nicer than Hitler?

I find her both attractive and sexy.

I hated both of them when I was a kid, but I've grown to like Murray over the years. Still hate Tom Hanks, though. FUCK that Oscar he won for Forrest Gump, fucking asshole.

Kill all the white people, then we'll be free.

This is true; I have never met a woman who agrees with me that Alec Baldwin's character is the pinnacle of what a person should aspire to be.

My roommate was sending a girl a message on some dating website and opened with a quote from the movie Fight Club, even though I explicitly told him that was a terrible idea. In my experience — and call me sexist for this if you wish — women in general just do not appreciate that movie at all.

So you're saying what white people really need to do to create lasting racial peace and harmony is… film Mandingo 2?

Also starring Amanda Bynes.

At some point the public will reach a critical mass of superhero movies, and then this era will seem like that weird time in the late '90's where people thought it was a good idea to pump out a ton of Shakespeare remakes set in high schools.

This sounds like a good idea, except for all of the parts of it.

They're also responsible for endless suffering and destruction inflicted upon victims of UXO across the world.