I don't care how beautiful you are; you're still filled with a pervasive sense of self-loathing.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

You show me a person who claims to be motivated in life by something other than anger, pride, or self loathing, and I'll show you a liar.

But that's true for everybody; he had a lot of fun toys to play with.

Is that a picture from the comic books?

When she came out as a lesbian John Hinckley Jr. must have felt so foolish.

The one about the guy who had the battle with the elephants?

Yeah, I've been working on Wall Street since 2007 — weird timing — and I do remember all the horrors of 2008. And it was exactly this culture of "fuck everything, money is all that matters" that created that crisis in the first place. It is everything that's wrong with the financial system. As a matter of public…

I'm always getting her confused with Jodie Foster. Like, I literally forget that they're two different people.

I can't imagine that they did; it was fucking atrocious. Scott Pilgrim was no better.

Will Harris is just fucking wrong.

Scott Pilgrim is fucking terrible. It took me four tries to actually get through the goddamned thing. It's just… it's so fucking stupid, I have no idea why people say it's a great movie. Like, it's every bit as stupid and useless as that fucking magic show movie with Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg, but people…

I have not seen, like, any of these fucking movies listed, although I really want to watch a bunch of them but haven't gotten around to it. Out of the 100, I've seen 14: Upstream Color, The Wolf of Wall Street, Inception, 12 Years a Slave, Meloncholia, Drive, Edge of Tomorrow, Black Swan, The Avengers, The Cabin in…

My balls are one of the official 50 best movies of the decade so far.

Um, no, pretty sure that gay men would have the taste to avoid this piece of shit too.

…when I was a kid…

I was just coming to post on that movie.

Republicans are disadvantaged…

CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE THEM AND WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN FEELING LIKE THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT WELL COUNT TO TEN TAKE IT IN THIS IS LIFE BEFORE YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA BE FIFTEEN

Out of what?